1591: In or Out
"When you're trying to fix things in your brain, always fuck a stranger." Read more...
Keith and The Girl, Yesterday, 4:00pm
1590: The One That I Want
"She literally butt-dialed my mom." Read more...
Keith and The Girl, May 18, 4:00pm
1588: It's So Easy
"This is something I didn't know. I'm gonna shit my pants." Read more...
Keith and The Girl, May 16, 2:00pm
1587: Using You
"Can you shut up? I'm trying to do my act." Read more...
Keith and The Girl, May 15, 4:00pm
1586: Make It So
"Actually what that is is, I'm literally eating your soul. And if you look for too long, your soul will be mine." Read more...
Keith and The Girl, May 14, 4:00pm
1584: Private Dancer
"Doesn't matter how gay you are; that's still your penis on my face." Read more...
Keith and The Girl, May 9, 2:00pm
1583: Dreadlocked
"I'll make dinner: berries and leaves, ya bitch." Read more...
Keith and The Girl, May 8, 4:00pm
1582: Potty Poopers
"Why do you have to say things like that?" Read more...
Keith and The Girl, May 7, 4:00pm
1581: What a Bitch
"Can you stop getting me in on your crimes?!" Read more...
Keith and The Girl, May 3, 4:00pm
1580: Ten Dollars and a Dream
"I never liked you anyway; your pussy stank!" Read more...
Keith and The Girl, May 2, 2:00pm
1579: Citation Needed
"Close your vagina for repairs." Read more...
Keith and The Girl, May 1, 4:00pm
1578: Touching You
"I can't explain where I stand to someone that thinks confronting the person that stole things from you is worse then making teenagers digest your human waste." Read more...
Keith and The Girl, Apr 30, 4:00pm