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lane: Happy birthday, @ThomasHomolya! May a herd of cats bearing the finest of scotches and cold-brew coffees descend upon you in celebration. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 21, 11:55pm

lane: Portland's total eclipse. http://t.co/SPIN3rul

lane: Portland's total eclipse. http://t.co/SPIN3rul Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 20, 11:55pm

lane: @elmayforever allergies

lane: @elmayforever allergies Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 20, 11:56am

lane: zzzexting = sleep texting

lane: zzzexting = sleep texting Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 20, 11:56am

lane: @elmayforever (death by sneezing?)

lane: @elmayforever (death by sneezing?) Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 20, 11:56am

lane: aka "Titty Kitty" http://t.co/t5ArgKYE

lane: aka "Titty Kitty" http://t.co/t5ArgKYE Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 20, 12:03am

lane: This cat's name is Tits. http://t.co/u8sHQBiN

lane: This cat's name is Tits. http://t.co/u8sHQBiN Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 20, 12:03am

lane: Twitter plague weekend accessories. I miss the free green juice. http://t.co/G1xLsIns

lane: Twitter plague weekend accessories. I miss the free green juice. http://t.co/G1xLsIns Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 20, 12:03am

lane: Gifts from the wonderful @winfield. Thanks, Matt! :) http://t.co/69KXPGeS

lane: Gifts from the wonderful @winfield. Thanks, Matt! :) http://t.co/69KXPGeS Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 20, 12:03am

lane: Back home in the Great Northwest.

lane: Back home in the Great Northwest. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 19, 11:57am

lane: Just posted a photo @ Gate 86 http://t.co/FyYp9JIe

lane: Just posted a photo @ Gate 86 http://t.co/FyYp9JIe Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 18, 11:55pm

lane: Sad to be flying out tonight after a great week in San Francisco, but at least before I go there will be #TwizzleLabs.

lane: Sad to be flying out tonight after a great week in San Francisco, but at least before I go there will be #TwizzleLabs. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 18, 11:55pm

lane: @Roach Chocolate taste test. FOR SCIENCE! Go get two of the same chocolate bar and bring them to 1077 at 4pm.

lane: @Roach Chocolate taste test. FOR SCIENCE! Go get two of the same chocolate bar and bring them to 1077 at 4pm. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 18, 11:55pm

lane: See you in a few months, San Francisco. @ BART to SFO http://t.co/dEZ3Kbi9

lane: See you in a few months, San Francisco. @ BART to SFO http://t.co/dEZ3Kbi9 Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 18, 11:55pm

lane: RT @cg: In this month's #TwizzleLabs we judged chocolates. The tie for 1st goes to @Lindt_Chocolate and @Safeway. #newscience http://t.c ...

lane: RT @cg: In this month's #TwizzleLabs we judged chocolates. The tie for 1st goes to @Lindt_Chocolate and @Safeway. #newscience http://t.c ... Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 18, 11:55pm

lane: "An earlier version of this post misspelled the surname of the recording artist Justin Bieber as Beiber in several references."

lane: "An earlier version of this post misspelled the surname of the recording artist Justin Bieber as Beiber in several references." Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 18, 11:57am

lane: @secretasianman have fun! We should meet up sometime soon.

lane: @secretasianman have fun! We should meet up sometime soon. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 17, 11:55pm

lane: You, reading this -------< happy hour, Hotel Utah, now

lane: You, reading this -------< happy hour, Hotel Utah, now Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 17, 11:55pm

lane: There is already some serious chocolate debate going on in anticipation of tomorrow's #TwizzleLabs.

lane: There is already some serious chocolate debate going on in anticipation of tomorrow's #TwizzleLabs. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 17, 11:55pm

lane: @Roach head out Friday night

lane: @Roach head out Friday night Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 16, 11:55pm

lane: Bermuda Triangle, etc. etc. etc.

lane: Bermuda Triangle, etc. etc. etc. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 16, 11:56am

lane: Tonight's plan is tintypes and gin.

lane: Tonight's plan is tintypes and gin. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 15, 11:55pm

lane: @helloazouz It means you live in the desert, yo.

lane: @helloazouz It means you live in the desert, yo. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 15, 11:55pm

lane: I think @Nick and @everydaydude are the sweetest old couple I've ever met.

lane: I think @Nick and @everydaydude are the sweetest old couple I've ever met. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 15, 11:55pm

lane: Home Tweet Home @ Twitter, Inc. http://t.co/41lraugy

lane: Home Tweet Home @ Twitter, Inc. http://t.co/41lraugy Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 15, 11:55pm

lane: @adamnace I'ma do it!

lane: @adamnace I'ma do it! Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 15, 11:55pm

lane: RT @DanaDanger: In 1989, Texas executed the wrong Carlos: http://t.co/meVj4YkC

lane: RT @DanaDanger: In 1989, Texas executed the wrong Carlos: http://t.co/meVj4YkC Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 15, 11:55pm

lane: SF: Drinks at The Alembic tonight around 8pm, please and thank you.

lane: SF: Drinks at The Alembic tonight around 8pm, please and thank you. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 15, 11:55pm

lane: @olivia @nicolesheikh Uhhhh I'm coming up with a project and calling it Pickle for this exact reason.

lane: @olivia @nicolesheikh Uhhhh I'm coming up with a project and calling it Pickle for this exact reason. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 14, 11:55pm

lane: RT @nicolesheikh: @lane, relevant to your interests: RT @UberFacts The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.

lane: RT @nicolesheikh: @lane, relevant to your interests: RT @UberFacts The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 14, 11:55pm

lane: @lulinternet yes plz, I'll send random postcards

lane: @lulinternet yes plz, I'll send random postcards Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 14, 11:55pm

lane: @lulinternet --< @pickle :)

lane: @lulinternet --< @pickle :) Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 14, 11:55pm

lane: Only one @lulinternet pickle pin left at Twitter HQ, who will triumphantly claim it? http://t.co/N2QShDaj

lane: Only one @lulinternet pickle pin left at Twitter HQ, who will triumphantly claim it? http://t.co/N2QShDaj Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 14, 11:55pm

lane: @Clobie @ferneatsplants indeed!

lane: @Clobie @ferneatsplants indeed! Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 13, 11:55pm

lane: @Clobie they also had a yakisoba special that Sutter got. Tried some, also the best.

lane: @Clobie they also had a yakisoba special that Sutter got. Tried some, also the best. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 13, 11:55pm

lane: @Clobie it was soooooo good http://t.co/eCSh6FhQ

lane: @Clobie it was soooooo good http://t.co/eCSh6FhQ Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 13, 11:55pm

lane: @goldman trying the fish at Minako. OMG. http://t.co/PW7pycmv

lane: @goldman trying the fish at Minako. OMG. http://t.co/PW7pycmv Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 13, 11:55pm

lane: On the ol' 1 California bus after an afternoon at Legion of Honor. Heading to dinner soon at Minako in the Mission if anyone wants to join.

lane: On the ol' 1 California bus after an afternoon at Legion of Honor. Heading to dinner soon at Minako in the Mission if anyone wants to join. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 13, 11:55pm

lane: @adamnace thank you kind sir!

lane: @adamnace thank you kind sir! Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 12, 11:55pm

lane: @em33 trying to be here once a quarter now. Definitely let me know when you're coming this way again! Safe travels!

lane: @em33 trying to be here once a quarter now. Definitely let me know when you're coming this way again! Safe travels! Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 12, 11:55pm

lane: @AdamRGarcia @ianjwhitmore @willbryantplz ...Premature tweet. I'm in SF, burrito is always high priority here! But oooh, breakfast burrito.

lane: @AdamRGarcia @ianjwhitmore @willbryantplz ...Premature tweet. I'm in SF, burrito is always high priority here! But oooh, breakfast burrito. Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 12, 11:55pm

lane: @AdamRGarcia @ianjwhitmore @willbryantplz Ooooh. I just

lane: @AdamRGarcia @ianjwhitmore @willbryantplz Ooooh. I just Read more...

Twitter / Lane, May 12, 11:55pm