We're not saying the rednecks in Arizona are stupid, but they just used toilet paper to spell out the N-word in somebody's lawn. And the dude who lives there is White [Stupid]
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Fark.com, Yesterday, 3:46am
Good news, everybody. It's no longer necessary for you to feel like an uneducated, heathenish boor if you want to sip some red wine after Labor Day. You can drink Guinness in your shorts, too, and can stop feeling ashamed [Cool]
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Fark.com, Yesterday, 2:18am
DEA Wants To Install License Plate Scanners and Retain Data for Two Years
Section: yro, Department: freedom-of-movement-denied
Slashdot, Yesterday, 12:08am
Can't sleep, vintage Disneyland characters will eat me [Scary]
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Fark.com, Yesterday, 12:00am
More than one third of all divorce filings in the U.K. last year contained the word "Facebook" [Fail]
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Fark.com, May 21, 11:52pm
Graduating from UT Austin? Check your program. Commencement may be more interesting than you thought [Amusing]
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Fark.com, May 21, 11:48pm
"Christian" pastor calls for gays to be imprisoned in an electrified pen until they die. A Taliban spokesman commented: "Seriously? Don't you think that's a bit over-the-top?" [Asinine]
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Fark.com, May 21, 10:05pm
BSA Claims Half of PC Users Are Pirates
Section: yro, Department: gnu-is-a-crime
Slashdot, May 21, 10:05pm
Today's Florida bank robbery brought to you by a man armed with a.....(spins wheel)....syringe [Florida]
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Fark.com, May 21, 10:02pm
Not News: Loner cannot get a date to the prom. News: Track coach feels sorry for him so she escorts him there. Fark: She gets canned even though no shenanigans took place [Stupid]
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Fark.com, May 21, 9:27pm
Old and busted: Silicone breast implant. New hotness: Gummy bear breast implant. Coming up next (subby hopes): Bacon breast implant [Cool]
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Fark.com, May 21, 8:58pm
NYPD officer to suspect: 'My dick will go in your mouth'. NYPD officer to reporter: 'He had a camera phone?... I can't comment. Have a blessed day.' [Fail]
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Fark.com, May 21, 8:37pm
School administrator suspends seniors for school pran.. wait, what? She congratulates them for coming up with a prank that was original and did no damage? In other news: Not all school administrators are robotic martinets [Cool]
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Fark.com, May 21, 8:28pm
I, George Tierney of Greenville, SC am going to sue ALL OF U unless all references to my, George Tierney of Greenville, SC's douchebaggery are removed from teh internets POST HASTE. Sincerely, George Tierney, Greenville, SC [Dumbass]
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Fark.com, May 21, 8:08pm
Photoshop this unemotional crowd [Photoshop]
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Fark.com, May 21, 8:00pm
Emacsy: An Embeddable Toolkit of Emacs-like Functionality
Section: technology, Department: ignoring-preexisting-projects-for-fun-and-profit
Slashdot, May 21, 7:56pm
Dominique Strauss-Kahn faces US gang rape investigation. Hey does anyone know if the eye bleach company sells mind bleach? [Dumbass]
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Fark.com, May 21, 7:13pm
NRC Chairman Resigns
Section: hardware, Department: let's-all-get-along
Slashdot, May 21, 6:58pm
2.2 million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? 2.2 billion dollars [Followup]
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Fark.com, May 21, 6:31pm
Foxconn Invests $210 Million To Build New Production Line For Apple
Section: hardware, Department: crank-it-out
Slashdot, May 21, 6:02pm
Quick fix for a soccer tournament PR nightmare: Distract from human rights abuse charges with an "oracle hog" [Amusing]
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Fark.com, May 21, 5:54pm
Not news: some people climbed Everest. News: Three died on descent because of "traffic jam". Fark: Everest has traffic jams because apparently the only mountaineering experience required is Photoshop [Sad]
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Fark.com, May 21, 5:50pm
Military body armor is a poor fit for women because boobies [Obvious]
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Fark.com, May 21, 5:41pm
Fark ready headline of the day: Naked toddler left in car; mom dances in driveway. "...with a cupholder from her car stuck in her hair" [Stupid]
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Fark.com, May 21, 5:22pm
Rutger's Student Dharun Ravi Sentenced To 30-Day Jail Time
Section: yro, Department: go-directly-to-jail
Slashdot, May 21, 5:15pm
Person emails to Graeter's Ice Cream to let them know about a defect. "Defect": Your chocolate chips are too big. Result: Graeter's posts email to Facebook page to have almost everyone ridicule them [Amusing]
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Fark.com, May 21, 5:13pm
15 year old wins prize for inventing cheap urine test that identifies early stage pancreatic cancer with 90% accuracy [Hero]
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Fark.com, May 21, 5:08pm
Orlando Philharmonic to perform Legend of Zelda concert. Here's the Link [Florida]
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Fark.com, May 21, 5:07pm
Man drops gun from pocket while mowing lawn, shoots self [Dumbass]
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Fark.com, May 21, 5:03pm
"So how did this vehicle crash ma'am?" "My 8 year old son was playing in it while it was in park, and it somehow got off that and crashed" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com, May 21, 4:48pm
Perl 5.16.0 Released
Section: developers, Department: check-it-out
Slashdot, May 21, 4:47pm
Weak weekend numbers for Battleship movie. "Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Movie" now on hold [Obvious]
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Fark.com, May 21, 4:44pm
Tennessee man fathered nine children...while locked up in state prison. That's if you believe what you read in the news [Followup]
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Fark.com, May 21, 4:42pm
The average wedding in the US now tops $27K, or yet another example why most people can't get out of debt and will never be able to retire [Asinine]
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Fark.com, May 21, 4:39pm
On the bright side, when this Boston U. student files for bankruptcy he can wipe out his student loans, too [Stupid]
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Fark.com, May 21, 4:30pm
Mega-Uploads: The Cloud's Unspoken Hurdle
Section: hardware, Department: mountain-of-disks
Slashdot, May 21, 4:26pm
You do not know real fear until you realize Britney Spears is playing golf right behind you [Scary]
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Fark.com, May 21, 4:20pm
Female reporter pulls a Yentl, sneaks into all-male Orthodox Jewish "rally against the internet" [Followup]
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Fark.com, May 21, 4:19pm
Convention center books high school senior prom in hall right next to the Exxxxxotica Porn Convention on the same night. What could possibly go wrong? [Florida]
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Fark.com, May 21, 4:11pm
A new survey indicates that almost three-quarters of U.S. adults ages 18-49 say that sex is better while on vacation. No mention if they have their spouse with them [Interesting]
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Fark.com, May 21, 4:05pm
Photoshop Lincoln at The Capitol [Photoshop]
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Fark.com, May 21, 4:00pm
Psychiatrist who 'proved' gays can be cured says it was all a big mistake [Followup]
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Fark.com, May 21, 3:51pm
Building built with 500,000 beer bottles, or the trash from roughly one fark party [Spiffy]
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Fark.com, May 21, 3:43pm
SCOTUS Refuses To Hear Tenenbaum Appeal
Section: entertainment, Department: pay-up
Slashdot, May 21, 3:38pm
"Hello 9-1-1? I just found $1800 in an ATM" Dumbass, Obvious, Stupid tag all bow down to the one true Tag [Florida]
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Fark.com, May 21, 3:36pm
'Existential' man ordered to serve community service at morgue. Apparently they need another grave Heidegger [Strange]
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Fark.com, May 21, 3:19pm
White House Petition For Open Access To Research
Section: science, Department: show-your-work
Slashdot, May 21, 3:13pm
Maryland Teen Wins World's Largest Science Fair
Section: science, Department: wonders-of-evaporation
Slashdot, May 21, 2:50pm
This is why Thor should never get a driver's license [Dumbass]
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Fark.com, May 21, 2:37pm
70 year old 'tan mom' tries to stretch her 15 minutes but it may have lost its elasticity [Followup]
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Fark.com, May 21, 2:35pm